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EqualityNow (32 posts) Dear Diary 2020 edition. I don’t know, because Jen Aniston and Bwad Pitt spoke to one anothew at an awawds show and evewyone fwipped the cwap out , but then thewe was this thing happening in China, then Pwince Hawwy and Megan ✌ peaced out of the Woyaw famiwy, and thewe was the whowe impeachment twiaw ‍⚖️ , and then cowona viwus showed up in the US ✔️“officiawwy,” but then Kobe died and UK peaced out of the Euwopean Union.In Febwuawy, Iowa cwapped itsewf with the caucus wesuwts and the pwesident was acquitted and the ‍Speakew of the House took ten. I don’t even know if that fire was put out, because we straight up almost went to war with Iran . ou. At this point we are over it , just tell us what’s next .... Aliens? Then we learned there was a massive dust cloud ☁️ coming straight at us from the Sahara Desert , which is totally normal, but this is 2020, so the ghost mummy thing is most likely in that dust cloud. !So here comes ☔ July…. ....... and don’t forget we just discovered FLYING SNAKES! Maybe even a good laugh , like hahaha April Fools!

Those people must have forgotten about the pandemic called COVID Not One Through 18. Zeus? All ‍♂️ of the Karen’s came out at once, and people started tearing down ⬇ statues . I’m gonna infect the one celebrity everyone loves and totally infected Tom Hanks, get y’all to close all of the schools so y’all can appreciate teachers ‍ for once (because you can’t teach them anything other than how to use a touch screen‍♀️ ) close down all of salons so you can’t get your ‍♂️ hair or your nails done , everyone had to work from home and attend Zoom meetings in their underwear. Plus tard. In January, Australia caught on fire. ☄️ Asteroids ☄? We might actually still be almost at war with them . , seriously! We then learned of meth-gators , and I'm like that is so not on my flipping 2020 Bingo card can we use it as the free space ☄?? In January, Australia caught on fire. I don’t even know if that fire was put out, because we straight up almost went to war with Iran. We all actually wouldn’t mind that joke at this point.Also, why didn't I know about the whale in the Amazon? Cummy dies and comes back to life on the same day!?! ....... and don’t forget we just discovered FLYING SNAKES!

But then people all over America finally reached a breaking point with race issues and violence. My own first topic post, and it's a copy and paste from a facebook post I got. A dead whawe was found in the middwe of the Amazon wain fowest aftew monkeys stowe COVID 1 Thwough 19 fwom a wab and wan off with them, and eithew in May ow Apwiw (no one is keeping twack of time now) that a giant astewoid ☄️ nawwowwy missed the Eawth.In ☀️ June, common sense just got thwown stwaight out the window and somehow weawing masks became a powiticaw thing, but then evewyone sowt of wemembewed thewe was a pandemic, then ‍scientists announced they found a mystewious undiscovewed mass at the centew of the eawth, and evewyone was wike ‍♂️‍♀️DON’T YOU DAWE TOUCH IT, but then evewyone took a pause to weawize that peopwe actuawwy bewieved Gone With The Wind was wike non-fiction, but then it was awso announced that thewe is a stwange wadio signaw coming fwom somewhewe in the univewse that wepeats itsewf evewy so many days , and evewyone was wike DON’T YOU DAWE ATTEMPT TO COMMUNICATE WITH IT‼️ but then Amewica weopened fwom the shut down that actuawwy wasn’t even a shut down, and so faw, things have gone spectacuwawwy .... not that gweat .

Then we weawned that the Congo's wowst evew Ebowa outbweak is ovew , and we wewe aww wike, thewe was an Ebowa outbweak that was the wowse evew? At this point we are over it , just tell us what’s next .... Aliens? I don’t even know if that fire was put out, because we straight up almost went to war with Iran . to rip up a speech , but then The‍ WHO decided to give this virus a name COVID-19, which confused some really important people in charge of, like, our lives, into thinking there were 18 other versions before it, but then Harvey Weinstein was found guilty‍⚖️, and Americans started asking if Corona beer was safe to drink‍♀️, and everyone on Facebook became a doctor ‍⚕️ who just knew the flu like killed way more people than COVID 1 through 18.In March, stuff hit the fan. ☄️ Astewoids? We might actually still be almost at war with them.

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